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REAL NUTRITION MADE SIMPLE — HOWIE MANDEL APPROVED
HOWIE DOES CLEAN.
SO DOES ZEOTEIN.
Replaces your supplement cabinet in one clean shake. Six real ingredients your body actually uses.
★★★★★ Loved by clean-label customers.
23g Protein
0g Sugar
6g Real Ingredients
Grass-Fed Bone Broth
FEATURED ON
THE ZEOTEIN PHILOSOPHY
MORE THAN A
PROTEIN SHAKE
Most protein powders stop at cheap whey. Zeotein starts with a better source - grass-fed bone broth protein and collagen - then builds a full system around it. Six real ingredients, properly dosed. This isn't just protein. It's real nutrition made simple.
what's inside
SIX INGREDIENTS.
ZERO JUNK...
Everything your body needs. Nothing it doesn't. If a clean freak wouldn't approve it, it's not in here.
Zeolite
A rare volcanic mineral (clinoptilolite) with a naturally negative charge and a microscopic honeycomb structure. It’s the reason we’re called Zeotein, and the reason this isn’t just another protein.
GRASS_FED
BONE BROTH
23g of clean, grass-fed protein plus collagen - beef, not chicken - to support muscle recovery and joint health.
ORGANIC
COLLAGEN
Premium organic peptides for skin, hair, nails, and connective tissue - bundled in, not bought separately.
ORGANIC
CACAO
Organic, fermented, and unsweetened. Real antioxidants and flavor with zero sugar. Clean, not sweet.
ORGANIC
MCT
Organic medium-chain triglycerides for clean, sustained energy your brain and body can actually use.
ORGANIC
SEA MOSS
Organic, nutrient-dense sea vegetable - 90+ trace minerals and iodine from one whole-food source.
THAT'S THE WHOLE LIST.
Six things you can pronounce. Nothing hiding behind a "proprietary blend."
what you're actually getting.
The label. nothing hidden...
Whole-food shoppers read every panel. So here's ours - up front.
23g
grass-fed protein
OG
added sugar
140
calories
6
ingredients, zero junk
Non-GMO
Gluten-free
Zero added sugar
No artificial anything
FUNCTIONAL WELLNESS YOU ACTUALLY NOTICE
ONE SHAKE,
WORKING ON A LOT OF FRONTS...
DIGESTION & GUT
Bone broth and fermented cacao support a calmer, better-working gut.
STEADY ENERGY
MCTs and real protein for fuel that doesn't spike and crash.
DAILY DETOX SUPPORT
Zeolite's charged, porous structure is why the mineral's used the way it is.
SKIN, HAIR & NAILS
Collagen peptides working on the structural side, every day.
MENTAL CLARITY
Clean fats and minerals your brain can actually put to work.
FITS CLEAN EATING
Zero sugar, whole-food ingredients - it slots into how you already eat.
WHY IT'S WORTH IT
BUILD THE SHELF YOURSELF,
OR POUR ONE STICK...
Buying every function separately isn't just pricier - it's six products, six routines, and a lot of guesswork.
Doing It Yourself
6 ProductsUpfront to stock the shelf
$300–350
Every month after
$140+
Daily routine
Measure 6 things
Consistency
Hit or miss
Cabinet space
Full shelf
One Stick of Zeotein
All-in-OneUpfront
$0
Every month
~$120
Daily routine
Tear, mix, go
Consistency
Every time
Cabinet space
One box
Same functions. Roughly a third of the cost - and none of the measuring.
WHAT REAL CUSTOMERS SAY.
"I absolutely love this product. The taste and ingredients are amazing. I feel satisfied for a few hours. It's going with me when I travel."
"I use Zeotein every morning. I mix it with my coffee and a splash of unsweetened creamer. It's a perfect pre-workout, workout, and post-workout product. The combination is on point!"
"I love the product. All we need in one packet. The drink itself is so smooth and easy to make. And best of all it saves us money by not having to buy everything separately."
"I love knowing I’m getting a high quality protein without sugar and other additives. I mix mine with coconut milk, a dash of cinnamon and couple drops peppermint oil. Drink it warm. So yum!"
"Best product ever!!!"
"I absolutely love my shakes. I honestly thought it would taste bad but not so. I only added avocado once but it was very satisfying. Surprisingly It curved my appetite where I was not wanting to eat something for a while."
HOW ZEOTEIN WORKS
real nutrition made simple.
Get protein, collagen, minerals, and energy from a single stick pack.
Recover faster, feel it sooner.
23g of clean protein plus collagen help muscles bounce back and joints stay strong
Energy that lasts, no crash.
MCT fuel that carries you past the 3pm slump — no jitters
One habit, not ten.
Six real ingredients replace a counter full of separate scoops and blends. One stick pack, ten seconds, done.
Nothing to feel guilty about.
Zero fillers, zero artificial sweeteners, zero junk. If a clean freak wouldn't approve it, it's not in here.
HOW IT WORKS
CLEAN NUTRITION IN SECONDS
No scoops. No mess. Just functional ingredients ready when you are.
01
TEAR OPEN
One single-serve stick pack. No bulky tubs, no messy scoops.
02
MIX IN SECONDS
Add to water, milk, or coffee. Blends smooth in under 10 seconds, no blender.
03
GO own your day
Clean fuel that keeps up with whatever the day throws at you.
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SHAKER + 3 DIGITAL GUIDES - YOURS FREE
Branded Zeotein shaker
$15.00FREECacao recipe guide
$14.00FREEVegan recipe guide
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"It's real nutrition made simple."
"ZEOTEIN CUTS THROUGH ALL THE NOISE."
— HOWIE MANDEL
★★★★★
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Patent pending. © 2026 Zeotein. All rights reserved.